- Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
- Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
- me all the time: what am i even doing
Anonymous asked: name one thing about you that isn't perfect?
lol i have acne
Anonymous asked: your life is perfect, you have the perfect family, perfect body, your parents get you everything you want, you have the cutest relationship, everyone loves you, nicest personality, why are you so perfect!!
My life is no where near perfect omg, like this is really nice but seriously, my life is not perfect
- scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
- me: you mean per day
- scientist: what
- me: what
